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Toxic Ooze and Gruesome Accidents

HawthoRNe | 9pm

Yielding: The latest patients at Richmond Trinity Hospital are an infant suspected of having ingested rubbing alcohol and a woman whose son doesn’t want to say goodbye.
[TNT, 60 minutes]

Better Off Ted | 9:30pm

Bioshuffle: Toxic ooze (ABC’s words, not mine) causes an office shuffle, and Lem prepares to ask a beautiful fellow scientist named Lucy (The Loop and Samantha Who?‘s hilarious Joy Osmanski) on a date.
[ABC, 30 minutes]

The Cleaner | 10pm

Last American Casualty: William helps not one, but two alcoholics when he’s supposed to be enjoying stress-free time with his son Ben.
[A&E, 60 minutes]

Rescue Me | 10pm

Torch: Things are about to get tense for our favorite fictional FDNY firefighters as they endure a gruesome accident, leading to a violent outcome for Tommy.
[FX, 60 minutes]

Saving Grace | 10pm

Watch Siggybaby Burn: When a bomb goes off at the church where Grace’s brother Johnny is the priest, OCPD’s finest are right on the case.
[TNT, 60 minutes]